April232014

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via wheretheriverends)

1PM

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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12PM
12PM

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April212014
5PM

Anonymous asked: Fuck you, kid, you're garbage at Puzzle Fighter and life in general and yet you still get da pussy which is pretty cool but fuck you kid you're a faggot.

:c

2PM
2PM

justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via beautiful-flower12)

2PM
asgardianmoon:

somanyfandomsnotime:

When ever I am bored I swear this happens. 

asgardianmoon:

somanyfandomsnotime:

When ever I am bored I swear this happens. 

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2PM

grovyle:

pancreases:

grovyle:

grovyle:

why do they call it an xbox 360 ?

because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

wouldnt u b facing it tho

image

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