(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
I know what you are
Say it.Say it out loud.
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.
My goal on Earth is to be the nerdiest thing alive, and I'm doing good so far. All about the Coheed, manga, anime, video games, drumming, everything girls find unnattractive, etc.Ask me thingssssss submit it here, yo
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Anonymous asked: Fuck you, kid, you're garbage at Puzzle Fighter and life in general and yet you still get da pussy which is pretty cool but fuck you kid you're a faggot.